Happy Memorial Day Weekend

Perhaps Marty may spend time with what might be Jr's last weekend of freedom?  Jr probably has better plans.

Unlike Marty, we here at CoM have families that like spending time with us. That being said, we'll be taking a break for the holiday weekend while Marty is busy taking credit for running the SCS Memorial Day parade. 

We'll leave you with this rerun to enjoy and a reminder that this is an opinion and satire blog (as displayed at the bottom of each page) and will not tolerate or endorse any threats or innuendos to do harm to our Mongoose muse.

Originally posted 2/20/14

Top Secret Mission Statement:

Readers often ask me "What is the purpose of this blog if you're not trying to stop Marty?"

Let me start from the beginning.  Marty Prehn originally drew attention to himself by posting outrageous and threatening remarks on a different blog. He immediately became a blog favorite, made famous by reposting his diatribes as "Marty Moments". So popular and numerous that he warranted his own individual blog - nothing more.  There is no hidden agenda to stop him, as without his crazy antics and remarks we'd cease to have purpose.

Thus, allow me to articulate that purpose:

The mission of this blog is to aggregate various "Marty Moments" for their entertainment value to our readers. We love reading and sharing our opinions of the wild and crazy antics of Martin E. Prehn.   Readership is diverse, coming from as far away as Perth, Australia and Singapore and even from Marty's hometown of Eastpointe, Michigan.  We hope to provide entertainment to those readers for as long as Marty continues his outlandish behavior for our reading enjoyment.  Marty, in spite of his real or imagined association with various other groups, is the sole entertainment focus of this blog. We don't pretend to police their stupidity.  Hell, if we figured it out, so can they!

Granted, some of Marty's actions are anything but entertaining. It is no laughing matter when he stalks women, both in person and on the internet. Nor is it funny when he makes ridiculous accusations including murder and abuse. Although hilarious in it's irony, impersonating an FBI/CIA agent is serious business.  But looking at him parading around with his silly hat does provide some comedic relief.  It certainly seems like Marty violates his official oath of office every time he opens his mouth or browser. How can he in good conscious wear his Elder Avenger cape when online documents belie his posturing of fighting crime against the elderly?  For that matter, is he the Elder Avenger, the Mongoose or his latest incarnation the Elder Dawg?  This blog will do it's best to keep you updated.

So there you have it.  More fun than keeping up with those Kardashian's, the Chronicles of Marty brings the Mongoose to your homes and offices everyday - without fear of him sticking you with the tab or begging for money!

Top Secret Mission Statement

Readers often ask me "What is the purpose of this blog if you're not trying to stop Marty?"

Let me start from the beginning.  Marty Prehn originally drew attention to himself by posting outrageous and threatening remarks on a different blog. He immediately became a blog favorite, made famous by reposting his diatribes as "Marty Moments". So popular and numerous that he warranted his own individual blog - nothing more.  There is no hidden agenda to stop him, as without his crazy antics and remarks we'd cease to have purpose.

Thus, allow me to articulate that purpose:

The mission of this blog is to aggregate various "Marty Moments" for their entertainment value to our readers. We love reading and sharing our opinions of the wild and crazy antics of Martin E. Prehn.   Readership is diverse, coming from as far away as Perth, Australia and Singapore and even from Marty's hometown of Eastpointe, Michigan.  We hope to provide entertainment to those readers for as long as Marty continues his outlandish behavior for our reading enjoyment.  Marty, in spite of his real or imagined association with various other groups, is the sole entertainment focus of this blog. We don't pretend to police their stupidity.  Hell, if we figured it out, so can they!

Granted, some of Marty's actions are anything but entertaining. It is no laughing matter when he stalks women, both in person and on the internet. Nor is it funny when he makes ridiculous accusations including murder and abuse. Although hilarious in it's irony, impersonating an FBI/CIA agent is serious business.  But looking at him parading around with his silly hat does provide some comedic relief.  It certainly seems like Marty violates his official oath of office every time he opens his mouth or browser. How can he in good conscious wear his Elder Avenger cape when online documents belie his posturing of fighting crime against the elderly?  For that matter, is he the Elder Avenger, the Mongoose or his latest incarnation the Elder Dawg?  This blog will do it's best to keep you updated.

So there you have it.  More fun than keeping up with those Kardashian's, the Chronicles of Marty brings the Mongoose to your homes and offices everyday - without fear of him sticking you with the tab or begging for money!