Agent Marty Prehn Looses Communication Privileges
It appears things just continue to get worse for our favorite Special Undercover Agent. He has now been denied his main source of communication with all of his high level government contacts. Marty is suspended from posting anything on Facebook.
This new development must be very troubling to Marty. How will he get in contact with the AG's of all 50 states to continue organizing his much hyped Elder Abuse Task Force? What will he do with the massive evidence of all of MVZ's crimes against him now that he can't post it all over his Facebook page? Will the FBI, DOJ, and all the other agencies continue to pursue his ex landlord and his wife now that they've lost contact with their top investigator? Most agents would just pick up their top secret flip phone and call in all of the information they have gleaned from their work in the field. Unfortunately for Marty, none of those people will accept his calls and I'm sure most have already blocked his number.
Another problem Marty's Facebook blackout is causing just might be the most tragic. How will Marty call in the national media every time he finds a story to suddenly insert himself into? Marty has provided much needed publicity to so many people in need just by posting their story on his Facebook page that you'd think every reporter in the country starts their day by checking his page for leads. There should be news directors everywhere in a panic over how to fill their shows without Marty's constant direction about what stories to cover.
This article wouldn't be complete without acknowledging the super criminal that took down the agent's access to his communication network, one of Marty's other arch enemies and "cyber stalker" Sean Fleming. After Marty made several derogatory comments about Sean, along with expressing his confusion about why Facebook would suspend his man crush Big Vexi but not the Special Agent, Facebook put a stop to Marty's rants for 30 days.
Now, just to add insult to injury, it appears Mr Fleming is rubbing elbows with Marty's celebrity friends. After dropping a cool $50k to a Detroit school on April 10th, Marty's top celebrity friend ignored Marty's repeated pleas for some cash, a new car and a trip to Hollywood so he could add a photo like this to his ever expanding photo bombing file:
The local NBC affiliate's top news reporters and anchors, who you may recall are all tight with the Mongoose and were to co-host last year's Mongoosapalooza, either had no idea who he is or rolled their eyes when questioned about him. So how many of Marty's flagrant lies were debunked over the course of 20 minutes with his so called media friends?
