As we head into another weekend here at CoM, I can't help but think about our poor hapless idiot. As the world continues on without Marty being able to lie to it on Facebook, I'm starting to worry Marty will soon be forgotten. Other than the readers here, has anyone noticed the absence of one of the greatest men of the past century? From the looks of it, the answer is a emphatic NO!
I've really started to miss Marty's FB rants and threats. He spent every day of his pitiful existence telling the world what a great man he was. In reality, he was really showing them that he was a moronic coward who never once backed up or followed through with a single thing he said.
I always knew Marty was an idiot but I had no idea he was such a coward. Over the last few months it has become very clear that Marty is nowhere close to being a man. I've seen eight year old girls with more courage than him.
It started with his domestic violence incident. Marty is twice the size of the man he claims attacked him. How much damage could this man have done to Marty? I have an image in my head of Marty wearing a little terry cloth robe with curlers in his hair, crying in the arms of a policeman 6 inches shorter and 100lbs lighter than him.
Marty was so scared of his landlord's fiancé that he abandoned every thing he owned rather than talk to her on the phone. He even claims he left his only remaining bargaining chip against his siblings behind- his own father's ashes! How much fear would you have to be in to just leave everything and never look back? Why was Marty so afraid of her?
Now it appears Marty is going to hide behind his felon son and try to have Jr clean up the mess his pussy father has created. Why would Marty Jr suddenly become so interested in his father's piss soaked pile of crap? Was there something in that trash that was important to Jr? If so, why did he wait so long to start trying to scare people into giving it to him? Now Jr is finding out that the Prehn name doesn't really strike fear into people. How could it when the father is the biggest lying coward in the Metro Detroit area?
Where are all your high powered friends, Marty? How come you can't get a real fulltime job or place to live? How come you STILL haven't paid the property taxes on the cottage you inherited?
I guess I won the bet you made with me that you can get Ellen to buy your bullshit and be on her show, wearing that ridiculous hat and shabby sport coat of yours. Sean Fleming came closer to meeting her than you did!
I'll close today with a direct challenge to Marty: Come face your detractors here! Prove anything we say about you on this blog is wrong. Finally grow a set and face the people who continue to point out what a liar and coward you truly are! What do you really have to lose at this point Marty?
