Campbell, Kasem, Falk and Rooney Families Tell Marty to F&ck Off

Seriously, how did he think it was going to end?

For how many years has this blog been following this idiot bothering those people? We've written at least a dozen articles with thousands of comments about Glen Campbell alone. I recall that Mickey Rooney's family was being harassed before CoM even existed - the first "I Need a Hero" scam that was to have celebrities dressed as super heroes watching a Mickey Rooney movie at his old high school (after he gives his own eulogy, complete with a borrowed casket).

It always starts with a song dedication, followed by an endless stream of lies on top of lies and more lies - interspersed with a spattering of fundraising scams and likely a parade or cruise.  Inevitably, he's told to fuck off and threatened with a protection order, lawsuit or both.

You're an idiot, Marty. A lying, fat, filthy and stupid idiot.

Go Team Behenna!

Marty's Rhinestone Wet Dream

We're back again with a very brief Moronic Mongoose update. Marty just can't let all that hard work on the "Campbell case" he put in on the couch at Jr's go to waste. He's made no progress trying to weasel his way in with Trudy or Travis Campbell so now it looks as though he's going to try Debbie Campbell next. This was posted by Marty this morning:

Marty seems to have forgotten that Debbie has already told him to go away once. But we all know Elder Dawg isn't going to let something like that get in the way of a celebrity association attempt. I do wonder when Marty became Glen Campbell's personal messenger. Is that included in the Mongoose guardian angel services or is telepathic communication just another superpower possessed by Marty?

I'll wrap this up with this question: Now that it's clear that Marty is targeting yet another member of the Campbell family, will anyone do anything about it? Will Travis and Trudy Campbell continue to let Marty use their names to lie and try to appear to be a family friend? Will Marty haters Rita Clinton and Kelli Mims, who both claim to be close friends with the Campbells, let Marty's next target become a victim? Will any of these people finally step up and call out the Mongoose for being a fraud and liar (my opinion and belief, right Marty?), or just sit by and let him continue to use their name to lie, scam, and swindle? Stay tuned to find out.

Marty Prehn - Nashville or Bust!

There's an almost surreal electricity in the air here at CoM HQ as, once again, the Moronic Mongoose is proving just how worthless and stupid he really is!

As Marty attempted to yet again hijack someone else's hard work in order to make himself seem legitimate, he took things just a little too far. In the process, he did this blog a great favor by showing that he does the exact things we've been trying to point out for years. For now, I'll just provide the coverage of Marty's latest fake advocacy attempt and save the "I told you so" for another time.

With Marty's promise to be in Nashville Tuesday fast approaching, there was suddenly a bump in the road to Tennessee. It seems that Marty once again tried to insert himself into a situation he wasn't included in or had anything to do with. You know, the standard Elder Dawg hijack attempt. I'll only share a few of the many comments in this thread, but suffice it to say, I've archived them all in our massive idiot database We'll start with this doozy:

We previously covered Marty's attempt to latch onto Ms Falk, including his claim of being a distant relative of the family (it's all in the dimples). As she mentions in this comment, Marty spewed so many of his greatness delusions on her organization's page she was forced to delete and block the loon. She's totally hip to just how the Mongoose operates - find something he can claim to be an advocate for, act like a driving force behind it, claim to be a representative of someone involved and generally try to create the illusion that he engineered the whole thing. Ms Falk's comment is a spot-on description of what we've been saying about Marty since the beginning of this blog. I'm sure every claim she made is very recognizable to anyone who reads here. Same old Marty, only the dates and names are different.

To me, the best part of that comment is the ending. Ms Falk points out exactly what Marty does to his victims with laser beam accuracy. She even compares him to the very people he claims to be fighting against. I don't think Catherine fully understands why Marty reminds her of these people, but we do. Marty is a proven Elder Abuser of both his mom and Florence Iverson.

There are a high number of comments in this thread, but of course Marty has already deleted it. CoM to the rescue! Here are a few more:

These side comments are some of my favorites. Ms Falk starts out by pointing out this very blog (Thanks for the link drop, Catherine). She then continues listing all of the stupid things Marty did in his latest hijack attempt. Once again, it's all stuff Marty has done many times before. He's following the standard Mongoose Tutoring syllabus on how to insert yourself into something just to make yourself look important. Unfortunately for Marty, this time someone caught on to his bullshit.

Marty, being the childish idiot we all know so well, follows her comment with some juvenile idiocy and his standard Facebook cease and desist thrown in for good measure. Marty still hasn't figured out that the truth is not slander or defamation. I'm still waiting for Marty to claim Ms Falk will soon be charged with felony cyber stalking. We all know it's coming soon. Is the time now, Marty?

Ms Falk quickly points out just how stupid Marty's comment is and that he needs mental help. She even goes so far as to point out how delusional Marty is by referencing Marty's go-to greatness claim. He was responsible for the tearing down of the Berlin Wall? Any sane individual fully understands that claim is ridiculous. The fact that Marty still claims it even while he's being exposed as the dumb ass liar he is, just proves how mentally ill he really is. Upon information and belief of course, right Marty? Then, Marty gives Ms Falk the same mental diagnosis he does anyone who points out he's a con artist wannabe lying pile of crap. Must be bi polar! We've heard that at least a dozen times, Marty, starting with your brother, Richard - the brother who filed a restraining order on your retarded ass. "I know you are but what am I?!?"

This truth assault on Marty wasn't just Catherine Falk. Her partner in the work on this proposed legislation also joined the conversation. Here is a sample of how that went for the Elder Avenger:

Our loyal readers surely immediately recognized who this commenter is. Marcia is a past Marty supporter and subject of a couple of posts on this blog. She decides to come to the defense of Catherine and agrees that what Marty attempted to do "seemed bizarre" and Ms Falk was justified in calling him out. Somehow, Marty finds a way to insert some form of sexual reference by comparing Catherine's truth assault to a woman falsely crying rape. Only perverted Marty could come up with that analogy. Marcia attempts to point out the absurdity of this stupid comment while also telling Marty to not go away mad, just go away.

Marcia leaves another comment that confirmed what we here at CoM already knew. She was one of the NASGA members who attempted to support Marty with an anonymous comment here. This is her comment:

Marcia points out to Marty that he's not involved and very unqualified to use the insertion tactic he tried ("Who are you?" Hmm? Marty who?). This is true of every hijack attempt Marty makes, so it's not really breaking news. Marcia should be well aware of who and what she's dealing with. She was given many warnings by those involved with this blog. After she and her NASGA friends finally discovered Marty was a fraud, he was kicked out of the group and his comments disappeared from any of the group's sites. They then just pretended Marty was never a part of their group and that he hadn't been able to dupe them into believing his lies.

I'll wrap up this latest Elder Dawg stupidity coverage with some thoughts for the people involved to ponder:

Marty; Nice try, dumb ass, but you've been spotted again. Maybe someday you'll get the mental help you need so you can move past your desperate need to look powerful and important. You're still a loser in real life, regardless of what lies you tell on Facebook.

Ms Falk; I commend you for not only working hard for a cause you believe in, but also being wise enough to know when someone is just trying to use you. You recognized what Marty really is and you've now twice called him out as the liar he is.

Campbell children and extended family; I'm sorry you have become the latest scam target of the Mongoose and I hope that you will point out to all of your contacts that Marty is a fraud so he can't prey on them as well. Editorially speaking, I truly loved Glen's music.

Marcia Southwick and NASGA; You are advocating for a cause that you believe in. When people like Marty are permitted to join you and then be defended by you when someone points out what he really is, you risk your credibility while Marty has no credibility to lose. Being conned by the Mongoose isn't shameful, it's happened to a lot of people. The shame comes when attempting to hide the fact that you were fooled, you don't warn the others that you are advocating with. This leaves your friends and partners open to be conned by the same man you once defended. Think of how many fewer victims Marty would have if you had only spoken up when you first learned he was a fraud.

I wish you all luck Tuesday in Nashville and don't worry about Marty showing up. Every claim he makes is a lie and his rally against Elder Abuse on the steps of the capital is as well. That idiot can't afford gas money to get him to the next county, much less a plane ticket and hotel room. 

Besides, those brake pads and wiper blades aren't going to deliver themselves, you know...

Poor Marty. Poor Retarded Marty...

The time is now, now is the time for coverage of the latest stupidity from Marty Prehn. It appears that just as Marty found a dead celebrity to once again use as an example of his popularity among famous people, he was getting sniffed out on his other recent fame hijack attempt.

With the death of Dan Haggerty this past week, the Mongoose sprang to action. Marty turned his Facebook page into a 24/7 Grizzly Adams Memory Marathon! Elder Dawg shared every obituary, picture or comment about Dan from anywhere on Facebook. He even went to the trouble to screen shot pictures posted by Haggerty's real friends and repost them as if they were his. Marty made constant comments on other posts about what a wonderful man his "lifelong good friend" was. I guess it's the least Marty could do for someone he'd formed such a strong friendship with while he took pictures of him from the autograph line the one time Marty actually saw him at a public appearance, only to never hear from him again. Ahhh the lifetime of memories.

While Marty was taking full advantage of the fact that dead celebrities can't say "Marty who?", his Mongoose senses must have started to twitch. Sensing there might be a problem with the members of Glen Campbell's family that Marty had spent so much effort brown nosing in order to squeeze his fat head into their business, Marty decides he better make one of his now famous idiotic comments on a picture. Here is the screenshot:

We've seen many comments like this from Marty aimed at celebrities and their families before. Just another attempt to give the impression that he is good friends with people he's never met and doesn't know. Unfortunately for the Moronic Mongoose, this latest fame association attempt was sniffed out by a real friend of the family who Marty apparently had already been targeting with his complete bullshit stories. We then see this comment following Marty's:

"Kelli D Mims Marty Prehn, where did you come from? You act like you've known Travis and Trudy for a lifetime. You're scaring me. No seriously, what's your angle, dude? Like2More · 3 hours ago" 

Knowing both the truth about Marty and the level of his stupidity, we all realize that this should be when Marty makes a quick exit and just continues his Grizzly Adams love fest, but Marty just can't go away quietly. He responds with this:

"Marty Prehn Dude? Seriously? If Trudy wants to tell you that is up to her. Edited · LikeMore · 2 hours ago" 

Marty gives it the standard Elder Avenger dumb ass response. Fake some disgust at being questioned but be sure you dodge actually answering the question. This is when the comment exchange starts to really turn against the idiot. Marty is just too stupid to keep trying to pull this crap. Here is what came next:

"Kelli D Mims Marty Prehn Trudy Andes Campbell is one of my closest friends. So I wouldn't go there if I were you. Edited · LikeMore · 2 hours ago
Claire Paris What's up dude! LOL LikeMore · 2 hours ago
Kelli D Mims Claire Paris, he is or never was in the CIA. LikeMore · 2 hours ago" 

Claire is another friend of the family that Marty targeted during his Campbell fame hijack attempt. Marty was using her to fill him in on the family details he should have known if he truly was their friend or wanted to help them. He was just too lazy to do the research needed. Of course, Marty also peppered Claire with his dirty old man flirting and pick up lines. It seems that Claire also sniffed the Mongoose droppings. The two ladies then continue on:

"Kelli D Mims Marty Prehn it has been proven that you prey on famous people, claiming to be an Advocate for Elder Care, just to say you are their BFF'S for credibility. Well the buck stops here. You are very welcome to go befriend Kim Woolen and her side of the family, but you need to leave Travis and Trudy alone right now. Seriously. LikeMore · 2 hours ago
Claire Paris Well I can say is I'm the Duchess of France LMAO! Like1More · 2 hours ago"

As you can see, this comment thread is getting ugly for our beloved guardian angel. It appears Kelli decided to Google the secret agent and found out every word out of his mouth is a lie. You'd think Marty would learn when to shut his mouth and give up but he's just not capable of that. Marty decides to display his superior secret agent mind and respond to this blatant attack on his greatness:

"Marty Prehn I went there. LikeMore · 41 minutes ago" 

That's right, the only retort Marty can come up with is that juvenile comment. I assume he has faith that one of the Campbell family has believed some of his lies and will step in to defend him. Sorry Marty, you're dreaming if you think anyone is falling for your inane horseshit. Kelli then decides to put Marty in his place one last time. I think I'm really starting to like Kelli. I can see a future CoMmie starting to emerge:

"Marty Prehn are you a female? Dude fits perfectly when one knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about you! Drop out of this story and go hitch on to Charlie Sheen! He's got a lot going on in his life that will keep you busy AND you can stop flirting with my sister, which is very disrespectful to my big strong Travis Campbell! He's not a fighting man, but I will come at you like a monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew! So back off! LikeMore · 30 minutes ago"

By all counts, the Campbell family has, like hundreds before them, rejected Marty Erwin Prehn and told him to go piss up a rope.  In the spirit of the common love they share with CoMmies worldwide, we dedicate one of Glen's more cogent songs, certainly inspired by the actions of some fat, obsessed retard in Detroit...

"No one will ever know
How much I love you so
My prayers, my hopes, my SCHEMES
You are my every dream
BUT IT'S ONLY MAKE BELIEVE!"

Wichita Lying Man, Marty Prehn

Now that we have begun a new year, everyone here at CoM knew it was only a matter of time until Marty unveiled his newest "good works" scam target. As we've seen in the past, the Mongoose can morph himself into any kind of activist, black or white, to try to get in the middle of some newsworthy story or celebrity's private life. Marty's real superpower is his imagined ability to change into whatever he needs to be in order to become relevant to his current target and it appears that Marty has become a family squabble mediator now. He should have named himself the Chameleon instead of the Mongoose. Whether reptile or rodent, he's still dumber than dirt.

Now that Denny McLain's foot figured out that Marty is nothing more than a blowhard idiot who clings to anyone with name recognition so he can attempt to feed his desperate desire to appear important, Marty needed a new set of coattails to ride. After spending weeks searching Facebook for someone famous with a cause he could try to insert his fat greasy face into, the Elder Dawg found Glen Campbell and his family. After all, a country singer with Alzheimer's is better than a dead President and can't defend himself, either!

Using screenshots from Marty's Facebook page, we'll point out how the Special Agent assesses a situation and figures out the approach he will use in his fame hijack attempt. Here is how it starts:

After trolling Facebook for info on Glen Campbell's family so he has a few names to drop, Marty posted a picture that he admits he knows nothing about. He throws in a quip about his own greatness while proceeding to give complete strangers some of his vast knowledge on family unity. You know Marty is the poster child for putting your differences with family members aside to bring unity back!

Here are the first comments under Marty's post:

Marty begins with what has become his standard - the Facebook "like" campaign. We've seen this fail numerous times now but that's never stopped Marty before. By now, failure is an everyday thing for the Mongoose so why not keep failing. Once again, Marty is trying to farm other groups to like something he posted so it will appear he is popular and frequently viewed on Facebook. This tactic usually results in at least 3 likes on his posts. That'll show 'em how important you are Marty! I can't wait for Marty to start sharing his found memories of his "good friend" Glen Campbell. We all know it's coming. 

These comments show the Elder Dawg getting started on his attempt to barge into this family. After he recovers from the euphoria of getting a small response from a family member, Marty pretends to have detailed knowledge of a project she is working on. Then, in a moment of typical Marty stupidity, he mentions how amazing it is that Glen Campbell is different than Elvis! Apparently, Marty thinks this is so amazing that Debbie Campbell should private message him so they can discuss it further. Any excuse to request a private message to boost his ego. Dumb ass then follows that up with bringing up his imagined great accomplishment of getting the Berlin Wall torn down to prove "he can do the impossible". 

What an idiot. 

This next screenshot shows the special agents great investigative skills at work:

This is a good example of Marty trying to get others to do the research for the information he needs so all the family members can become his close, personal, long-time friends. Why else would some Detroit part-time delivery boy need all these personal details? You don't need to know where these people live Marty, it's not close enough for you to circle their homes in the Fergan's delivery vehicle. I'm sure as soon as he finds out what instruments they play, he'll have fond memories of he and Glen teaching them how to play it. 
Unfortunately for the Superhero Elder Avenger, someone other than CoMmies wonders why Marty needs all of this family's personal details. She also points out that the he could easily find the information himself if he could force himself to log off of Facebook. We all know that's never going to happen. 

As the size of this Marty stupidity review grows, I'll use one last screen shot to highlight how this idiot operates:

Here, Marty announces his great upcoming tribute to a man he's never met, spoken to or knows anything about. I do wonder if this tribute will be like the others Marty has announced. Will it be televised on all three networks? Internationally live streamed? Million dollar corporate sponsors? Car giveaways from the big three Detroit automakers? Will the Mongoose be saying a few words? Maybe announcing that a member of the Campbell family will be Grand Marshal of the Eastpointe Cruise down the newly renamed Rhinestone Cowboy Blvd? I'm sure there will also be a fundraiser involved as well because it's Marty we're talking about.

The sky is the limit, right after Glen's family gives him a phone call, of course.

Pathetic retard.