If you're fortunate enough to be reading this blog, you've been cleared to know the precise location of the Secret Special Agent Communications Compound (S.S.A.C.C).
This complex was made the nucleolus of Marty's access to various government (both domestic and foreign) databases as well as his top secret communications with the FBI, CIA, DOJ and Taco Bell after his landlord changed the WiFi password to the body shop.
This find once again shows the brilliant "Secret Agent" mind we are dealing with. Only Marty would be so well trained in deception as to disguise such an important location as the Eastpointe Public Library. He was hiding in plain sight the whole time! His official government vehicle, complete with McTrash, is clearly visable. This guy is good!
This move was a stroke of genius. Library users had no clue the sweaty guy stinking up the resource area was actually protecting the elderly and veterans nationwide. How could they have known the guy nobody wanted to get stuck sitting next to was conducting important research for the latest undercover operation he was assigned to?
It's well known that these are troubling economic times in the Detroit area. It's refreshing to see tax monies being put to good use in Eastpointe, Michigan. Without this public library how would Marty continue to contact presidents, heads of state, the FBI, CIA, or DOJ? How could his work saving and protecting people have continued?
If this suburban public library is in fact being funded by the defense department, why won't Langley spring for a laptop for their greatest undercover agent? It would protect unsuspecting and property tax paying library patrons from being subjected to reading his sexually-charged Facebook exploits the next time he fails to log off properly.
