Gentle readers:
Have you ever looked forward to a nice relaxing weekend? We here at the Chronicle were. Unfortunately, our research team had to clock a lot of overtime hours just keeping track of Marty's online persona. Like Teddy Ruxpin on a car battery, the Mongoose just wouldn't shut up!
Marty decided he had gone long enough without a good rant for all of his loyal followers (all three of them). Over a two day span, Marty left Mongoose droppings all over the World Wide Web.
As I'm sure you know, we couldn't possibly cover all of his spew in one article. He left a comment on his hero Big Vexi's Facebook page stating he had once again identified me. He left a similar comment on this very blog. Marty still hasn't found a way to limit his paragraphs to one topic yet so half way through, his rant changes to an entirely different subject. The first half is spew about my latest identity, the second is another attack on Guy and Robin. We all know that Marty Prehn has the attention span of a gnat, but his is sounding more like good old fashioned schizophrenia everyday.
After this great revelation from the idiot, he goes on a commenting frenzy. Here is a fun one:
Marty Prehn
"Watch the news from WDIV tonight after the football game. Looks like Marty the Mongoose was on the loose in Eastpointe and covered some of the storm damage. Next will be the news coverage of the domestic violence that was done against me and those involved at a car repair shop who do not pay any taxes. Looks like thewy are going to be in trouble just like I predicted they would be. They wanted some fireworks and they are sure going to get them."
I'm trying to figure out when "Marty the Mongoose" became a reporter. He says he was "out covering storm damage". Has Marty suddenly started covering stories for a local TV station? Is his idea of covering a story really just driving around town looking for a news camera to try to jump in front of? I'm thinking it's probably the second scenario. I have to think he must be referring to his big interview he bragged about in his comment on this blog. It appears Marty's interview ended up getting his usual amount of air time - none.
I also hate to have to point out to Marty that it's a little late for news coverage of his domestic violence/battered wife case. If they weren't interested when it happened, or during the 20 minute trial/plea bargain hearing, I doubt they would be now. I also highly doubt they're interested in your false claims against Guy's business. I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for more of your imaginary fireworks. I just wish you'd find a new way to predict upcoming made up events. The firework analogy is getting really old.
Here is another pile of Mongoose crap I think is interesting:
Marty Prehn
"Get ready for the fireworks show that is about to take place in Eastpointe, St. Clair Shores and Warren.
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Marty Prehn
It was a very interesting Friday night and a target rich environment of state legislators, state Senators, US Congressman and US Senators all who I consider personal friends and business acquaintances."
There he goes with more of his imaginary fireworks. What is it with this moron and the fireworks? Maybe Marty should start carrying around some sparklers or firecrackers. Those are the only fireworks that idiot will ever be able to provide.
The hilarious part of this comment is the second part. "Target rich environment" of elected officials? How are they targets exactly? Does he mean targets for photobomb opportunities or TV camera intercepts? And he considers these targets his personal friends or business acquaintances? How many congressmen or state legislators does he deliver auto parts to? I bet "Marty who?" was heard many times wherever this event was held. Not one of those people would ever consider being any form of friends with you, other than on Facebook of course, and that's usually handled by a staffer, you idiot.
As I sift through all of the various comments Marty left over his two day frenzy, and notice the length of this article, I'm forced to skip to what I feel is an important development. The much anticipated event page for the Lakeview class of 74 reunion gathering for homecoming has been created:
"About
Join this event page and let's plan this event to coincide with the Friday October 10th Homecoming football game. E-mail me atmprehn2004@yahoo.comor call me at1 586 563 0989to add input and ideas.
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Marty Prehn changed the location to Andiamo Celebrity Show room with a half off price on dinner.
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Marty Prehn changed the location to Looking to get a price of $50.00 for 2 with a $25.00 discount for their 25th anniversary so the meal would in fact be $12.50 per person.
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I don't know where the original location was, but it has already been changed. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that it's now at the Andiamo Celebrity Show Room, the location where his late friend Joan Rivers was scheduled to appear before her tragic passing. I sure hope Andiamo's has their parking lot affairs in order or Marty's gonna open up another can of whoop ass!
Marty's fellow classmates should be grateful to him for using his considerable influence with any venue in the Detroit area to secure a big discount for this event. Dinner for two for only $25, in honor of the show room's 25th anniversary is a great deal. The only problem with this event, the place is already booked for that day. A simple online search reveals their scheduled events are posted and there is a wedding scheduled for that night at this venue. A CoM operative, in the interest of being thorough, placed a call to Andiamo's. According to them, the place is not available, there is no 25th anniversary $25 dinner for two, and of course when asked about the organizer, their response was a puzzled "MARTY WHO?". Be sure you get your money for this event to Marty ASAP because obviously seating is VERY LIMITED!
Marty, I wouldn't be counting on your little former schoolmates to send you their hard earned money in time for you to get your parents cottage off the foreclosure rolls. Who are we kidding - you'd just blow it on Little Caesar's $5.00 pizzas anyway...
Have you ever looked forward to a nice relaxing weekend? We here at the Chronicle were. Unfortunately, our research team had to clock a lot of overtime hours just keeping track of Marty's online persona. Like Teddy Ruxpin on a car battery, the Mongoose just wouldn't shut up!
Marty decided he had gone long enough without a good rant for all of his loyal followers (all three of them). Over a two day span, Marty left Mongoose droppings all over the World Wide Web.
As I'm sure you know, we couldn't possibly cover all of his spew in one article. He left a comment on his hero Big Vexi's Facebook page stating he had once again identified me. He left a similar comment on this very blog. Marty still hasn't found a way to limit his paragraphs to one topic yet so half way through, his rant changes to an entirely different subject. The first half is spew about my latest identity, the second is another attack on Guy and Robin. We all know that Marty Prehn has the attention span of a gnat, but his is sounding more like good old fashioned schizophrenia everyday.
After this great revelation from the idiot, he goes on a commenting frenzy. Here is a fun one:
Marty Prehn
"Watch the news from WDIV tonight after the football game. Looks like Marty the Mongoose was on the loose in Eastpointe and covered some of the storm damage. Next will be the news coverage of the domestic violence that was done against me and those involved at a car repair shop who do not pay any taxes. Looks like thewy are going to be in trouble just like I predicted they would be. They wanted some fireworks and they are sure going to get them."
I'm trying to figure out when "Marty the Mongoose" became a reporter. He says he was "out covering storm damage". Has Marty suddenly started covering stories for a local TV station? Is his idea of covering a story really just driving around town looking for a news camera to try to jump in front of? I'm thinking it's probably the second scenario. I have to think he must be referring to his big interview he bragged about in his comment on this blog. It appears Marty's interview ended up getting his usual amount of air time - none.
I also hate to have to point out to Marty that it's a little late for news coverage of his domestic violence/battered wife case. If they weren't interested when it happened, or during the 20 minute trial/plea bargain hearing, I doubt they would be now. I also highly doubt they're interested in your false claims against Guy's business. I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for more of your imaginary fireworks. I just wish you'd find a new way to predict upcoming made up events. The firework analogy is getting really old.
Here is another pile of Mongoose crap I think is interesting:
Marty Prehn
"Get ready for the fireworks show that is about to take place in Eastpointe, St. Clair Shores and Warren.
Like ·
Marty Prehn
It was a very interesting Friday night and a target rich environment of state legislators, state Senators, US Congressman and US Senators all who I consider personal friends and business acquaintances."
There he goes with more of his imaginary fireworks. What is it with this moron and the fireworks? Maybe Marty should start carrying around some sparklers or firecrackers. Those are the only fireworks that idiot will ever be able to provide.
The hilarious part of this comment is the second part. "Target rich environment" of elected officials? How are they targets exactly? Does he mean targets for photobomb opportunities or TV camera intercepts? And he considers these targets his personal friends or business acquaintances? How many congressmen or state legislators does he deliver auto parts to? I bet "Marty who?" was heard many times wherever this event was held. Not one of those people would ever consider being any form of friends with you, other than on Facebook of course, and that's usually handled by a staffer, you idiot.
As I sift through all of the various comments Marty left over his two day frenzy, and notice the length of this article, I'm forced to skip to what I feel is an important development. The much anticipated event page for the Lakeview class of 74 reunion gathering for homecoming has been created:
"About
Join this event page and let's plan this event to coincide with the Friday October 10th Homecoming football game. E-mail me atmprehn2004@yahoo.comor call me at1 586 563 0989to add input and ideas.
Posts
Marty Prehn changed the location to Andiamo Celebrity Show room with a half off price on dinner.
Sat ·
LikeCommentGet Notificatition
Marty Prehn changed the location to Looking to get a price of $50.00 for 2 with a $25.00 discount for their 25th anniversary so the meal would in fact be $12.50 per person.
Sat ·
LikeCommentGet Notification"
I don't know where the original location was, but it has already been changed. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that it's now at the Andiamo Celebrity Show Room, the location where his late friend Joan Rivers was scheduled to appear before her tragic passing. I sure hope Andiamo's has their parking lot affairs in order or Marty's gonna open up another can of whoop ass!
Marty's fellow classmates should be grateful to him for using his considerable influence with any venue in the Detroit area to secure a big discount for this event. Dinner for two for only $25, in honor of the show room's 25th anniversary is a great deal. The only problem with this event, the place is already booked for that day. A simple online search reveals their scheduled events are posted and there is a wedding scheduled for that night at this venue. A CoM operative, in the interest of being thorough, placed a call to Andiamo's. According to them, the place is not available, there is no 25th anniversary $25 dinner for two, and of course when asked about the organizer, their response was a puzzled "MARTY WHO?". Be sure you get your money for this event to Marty ASAP because obviously seating is VERY LIMITED!
Marty, I wouldn't be counting on your little former schoolmates to send you their hard earned money in time for you to get your parents cottage off the foreclosure rolls. Who are we kidding - you'd just blow it on Little Caesar's $5.00 pizzas anyway...
