Dear Readers:
If you're following the exploits of our mindless muse and are looking for an update on his seemingly endless idiotic antics, there isn't much to report after his latest epic failure, that being Mongoosapalooza 2016.
Fear not, faithful CoMmies. We've seen this cycle for years. Marty Prehn is currently in "tamped down" mode, but he'll be back soon. Oh, sure, he's still saying stupid stuff on the internet, but even that gets stale. Rest assured that when he launches his next great campaign of pure, unabashed insanity, we'll be all over it like a free buffet at a funeral. Trust us. We are professionals.
John Tuttle, Editor
Chronicles of Marty
