The big week has finally arrived, CoMmies!
The great Eastpoint Sock Hop is May 13th and Marty should really have his lying hype machine running full throttle. Press conferences, Hollywood stars arriving in town and, of course, Marty's head stuck as far as possible up Denny McClain's ass.
But... Nothing ever quite goes as planned with our hapless idiot and it appears Marty's latest event hijack attempt has been shut down by the Mayor of Eastpointe and the Cruise Committee. Poor Marty, just another dud to add to his ever-growing list of abject failures. It's now been several weeks since we've heard anything about the Sock Hop from Marty. The Mongoose was going full speed ahead and then suddenly - silence. Total media blackout. Everyone here knows that the only time Marty shuts up is when he's forced to by someone in authority. I have to think that is once again the case. Following Marty's antics isn't rocket science. Information uncovered by our crack team of operatives indicates the mayor of Eastpointe was forced to step in and tell Marty to STFU after she was informed of all the claims Marty was making regarding the cruise and Sock Hop. I was told she was particularly upset by Marty's announced a new catch phrase for the cruise. "Cruising to Stop the Bruising" just didn't go over well at Eastpoint city hall. Only the likes of Martin Erwin Prehn could give the city formerly known as East Detroit a bad reputation.
Shouldn't we have heard from Marty about when and where the press conference announcing his partnership with an anti bullying Facebook group that he promised would be? I was really looking forward to seeing Marty in the 3XL T-shirt Marty was begging that poor lady to send him for free. Marty also claimed the Sock Hop was going to be the kick off event for the organization's Detroit chapter that he was going to lead. I could already imagine the donation request the Mongoose could make using their name! Think of all the beer and pizza Elder Dawg could have bought. It now appears the only association Marty will have with U.G.L.Y. is his friend Carla and his own reflection.
Now that the Mongoose has been told to shut up once again, Marty is left with just his "friendship" with the disgraced pitcher Denny McClain. We've seen Marty dropping his name in almost every comment he makes lately. How long will it be before Denny figures out Marty is now trying to act like his agent? What will McClain do about it? Will Marty now get a STFU from his childhood hero? If Marty's life continues to follow the usual pattern, then it is a given that Elder Dawg will once again be told to go away quietly.
I'll close this article with a word to a disgruntled commenter on our last post. These updates on Marty's stupidity don't just appear out of thin air. It takes time to research and confirm the details of the idiocy you seem to enjoy reading about. Complaining about the frequency of these updates might make sense if you were paying for the entertainment you come here seeking. I'm not going to just imagine an update because you want to be given a new chuckle more frequently. If you're not satisfied with our coverage of the least interesting man on the planet, all I can say is find a better source and go there with your snide remarks and worthless contribution. Our "little club" has done Marty's future victims a great service by exposing him. What have you done other than enjoy our coverage while doing nothing to help?
Don't let the clubhouse door hit you in the ass on your way out!
